Friend or Foe?

Nicknamed The VeggieFan2000's Earth Day Special, this is specifically similar to Deja Grape 🍇.

"Friend or Foe?"

Transcript

• (Alley scene)
• (Title shows up)
• pa: I'm telling ya, it's for your own good.
• lunt: Yeah, but, we don't need to go this far.
• pa: All these devices are more trouble than they're worth. They belong in the garbage.
• Larry: You're a do-it-yourself guy now. You don't need it.
• lunt: But I made them myself. Don't throw it away.
• pa: Consider this for innoventions.
• Lunt: Don't be scared. Dad 👨🏻's here.
• pa: C'mon, it's all junk.
• lunt: (Opens box 📦 and pulls out a dead whale 🐳 and a eaten kite) But this is not junk! No, wait. This is junk.
• latry: Wow. (Pulls out a headache 🤕 headgear thing) What does this do?
• lunt: It's for headaches 🤕. Opening an aspirin bottle can be very sensitive. (Rubber chicken 🐔 hits the target 🎯) Do that for ten minutes and your head is numb. No 👎🏻 more headaches 🤕.
• latry: I think it's working.
• pa: You're both nuts 🥜.
• Lunt: What does this do.
• pa: Isn't that a ball ⚽️ in duct tape?
• lunot: It's a deravitive. You switch that and you have an amanda of boats 🚣. I did that on my cellphone 📱 once. (Picks up phone) Eleanor?
• Eleanor: (mumbling on cellphone 📱)
• lunt: Send me another box 📦 of junk from your boss.
• Eleanor: (more mumbling)
• lunt: Love you too, snookums.
• (ZAP!)
• Pizza 🍕 Delivery 📦 Guy: The house 🏡 number wasn't fixed. So I ate your pizza 🍕. You don't need to tip me or anything.
• latry: That could come in handy. (Throws away pizza 🍕 box 📦)
• lunt: Let me show you how it works.
• larry: I should order another pizza 🍕 while the rubber chicken 🐔 hits the target.
• (Rowboat appears)
• pa: It's effective if you goal was to kill me.
• lunt: I still gotta work out the kinks.
• pa: Gimme that thing.
• lunt: Be careful. It's sensitive.
• (ZAP!)
• pa: JERK!
• Backup pa: It's effective if you goal was to kill me. Am I a friend or am I a foe?
• larry: Deja grape 🍇
• lunt: grape🍇. That is real continnum. That device is real versatile.
• Backup pa: Gimme that thing.
• larry: Freaky.
• pa: No one should be messing with this... but me.
• larry: Let me try. (Alley transitions into jungle background) I want to see what the back of my own head looks like.
• (KABLOOEY!)
• lunt: That was unexpected.
• (larry chirrups)
• (A wearing a safari hat 🎩 and a cucumber🥒 wearing a photographer's vest approach larry)
• Safari: There's a monkey 🐒 on the loose. (pa throws away box 📦 of junk)
• Safari cucumber🥒: I'll take some pictures of him. (Snap, snap, snap)
• lunt: Wait a minute. That's no 👎🏻 monkey 🐒. That's Buccaneer Larry! (Beats and cucumber🥒with rubber chicken 🐔) Die, safari men.
• pa: Grab that gizmo. We need to change him back.
• lunt: Don'tcha want to teach him tricks and feed him bananas 🍌, first?
• pa: Push the button.
• (As they mutate, backgrounds switch from background to background)
• (Egypt 🇪🇬 background, the new and improved Pirates scream)
• Larry: Switch us back, I'm a freak.
• (Hawaiian island 🌴 background)
• pa: No, now you're a freak.
• (Mountain top background)
• (They scream)
• (Jungle background)
• (They scream)
• (Sneeze doctor 👨‍⚕️ background)
• (They scream)
• (Jungle background)
• (They scream)
• (Fancy restaurant background, then back to jungle, mountain top, Hawaiian island and alley)
• larry: That's better.
• pa: That was exhilirating!
• Larry: Let's find more junk.
• lunt: I should go for something stickier like bubblegum in a big box 📦 of chocolates 🍫.