Here we go with Part One of this amazing fish tale. "Let the silliness begin!"
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- (Opening credits a la The Land Before Time)
- (Words scroll up "in the not too distant future, three billion kilowatts and lightyears from Strawberryland")
- (Masterpiece Theatre set - Simon and Theodore sit in a chair by a fire)
- Simon: Good evening, there.
- Theodore: Welcome to this historic tale ever. Buckle up, you young pumpkins.
- Simon: Grab some popcorn, turn down the lights and get ready for...
- Simon and Theodore: THE BIGGEST FISH STORY OF ALL TIME!
- (Pan down to the Light Factory palace)
- Simon Narrating: It all started when Nineveh stopped becoming the biggest, meanest city around. What a glorious feeling at the Light Factory palace. The people there are particularly nice to us.
- Cockney Guard 1: It's those popstar blokes!
- (Alvin, Simon and Theodore approach into the palace)
- Simon: Wow!
- Alvin: Believe it or not, in this palace; we're famous!
- Theodore: Here comes the city officials to greet us!
- Simon: Hello there.
- City Official: We got some suckers. Send them to the astonishing contraption of burning!
- (Bags are pulled off their faces. Alvin is flipped upside down, Simon and Theodore are both tied)
- City Official: Their punishment - the astonishing contraption of burning!
- (People laugh)
- (Alvin, Simon and Theodore break the ropes and they meet Buccaneers Lunt and Larry)
- Alvin: Hey, Buccaneers Lunt and Larry.
- Buccaneer Larry: How's it going?
- Buccaneer Lunt: Hey, what's up?
- Simon: What are you doing here?
- Theodore: Remember that time when you were cheese curl celebrities of all Nineveh?
- Alvin: Umm.... no.
- Buccaneer Larry: Well, we've got the perfect manual for a machine.
- (A few people, including Kyle, hop in)
- Kyle: What's all the commotion?
- Buccaneer Lunt: We've rented the DVD instruction manual from the library before.
- Person 1: I have plenty of lumber on my boat. I should at least pinch in.
- Person 2: I got some tools on my boat.
- Kyle: I based this off of a poster for Dagget and Ramsdell toiletries.
- Person 3: I have an extra blueprint of the poster!
- Person 4: Me too!
- Sheep: (baas)
- Buccaneer Larry: (Whispering to Alvin) He said "Me three".
- Person 5: I saved up some allowance.
- Person 6: Me too!
- (The people build the machine. Buccaneer Lunt holds blueprints of the machine)
- Buccaneer Larry: Looks cool.
- Kyle: The walls are up,
- Person 1: The contraption is almost finished.
- Person 2: And someone showed up with a lever to place onto.
- Buccaneer Larry: Aww, thanks.
- TV Reporter: How many lives have you lived?
- Buccaneer Larry: Billions and billions!
- TV Reporter: What does this machine do?
- Buccaneer Larry: Simple. When there are prettier girls or fancier boys around, Lunt and I will make them!
- (Strawberry watches from a safe distance. She shines her glasses, and texts a person)
- Buccaneer Lunt: We're Vikings!
- Buccaneer Larry: What do you know, the terrors of the sea.
- Buccaneer Lunt: We're Vikings!
- Jonah: (Grumpy) Wherever we go, pillaging happily.
- Buccaneer Lunt: We're Vikings!
- Kyle: Let there be no animosity 'cuz...
- Buccaneer Lunt: Who wouldn't like a pile of cake rouge?
- Person 1: Some shiny jewels and a finishing lotion!
- Person 2: And a giant eyebrow pencil to boot!
- Buccaneer Lunt: A Viking's life for me. Yo-ho!
- Buccaneer Larry: That's the life for me.
- ("I Won't Go to Beans!" plays)
- (They take the machine out of the palace.)
- (Meanwhile...)
- Simon N.: The next day, we arrived at Ninaborough.
- Construction Worker: Looks like someone showed up with a couch.
- Alvin: Really? (Lies down)
- (Buccaneer Larry carries in Strawberry)
- (A baseball flies past Alvin and out of the stadium.)
- Simon: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your timeless angerness.
- Police Chief: Who is that guy?
- Sheriff: She was handing out berries yesterday.
- Police Chief: That sounds fishy. Think ya took 'em.
- Sheriff: I'm gonna throw up on some Skittles.
- Police Chief: We gotta keep our eyes on her.
- (A few people stay behind after some leave)
- (Strawberry puts up some boards)
- Strawberry: I never said that someone blew up and the city official was mad.
- Police Chief: All cruise guests don't like to think of their friends are mad.
- (Sheriff throws up on some Skittles)
- (Strawberry shows a board showing Buccaneer Lunt's ageline)
- Molly: "How old is Buccaneer Lunt?"
- Strawberry: Why don't we come back to that?
- Milli: Sounds pretty good.
- Gil: "How smart does Captain Pa think he is?"
- Police Chief: That's smart of him to think about how smart he is.
- Geo: Who's Captain Pa?
- Molly: Move along.
- Gil: Nothing to see here.
- Geo: "How much does Buccaneer Larry look?"
- Gil: He looks so charming.
- (Strawberry texts Buccaneer Larry)
- Sheriff: I used to have a cellphone like that. It's the same one Strawberry used. My brother downloaded too many apps and sent too many mean text messages so I killed him and took that cellphone to the dump.
- Milli: Really?
- Molly: I'm gonna go kiss him someday! That will be efficient.
- Hipster Carrot: I dig efficiency. Watchin' my carbon hoofprint. (Drinks coffee)
- (Hipster Carrot's body parts fall off and he dies)
- (People lay on top of him)
- Police Chief: If that is settled, (cut to him on an iceberg) I'd rather sit on an iceberg.
- Milli: Aww... Buccaneer Lunt looks cute as a baby.
- ("You Girls are all brave thieves and bandits and naives and destroyers and robbers!" plays)