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Here's part two of The Tale of an Empress.

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  • (The canvas wagon drops Huck off at the palace. Huck knocks on a door.)
  • Woman: Who is it?
  • Huck: Ahh, your highness; I was wondering if you could help work for my dad.
  • Woman: It's 2:30 in the morning!
  • Huck: He says that whatever he says goes.
  • Woman: Well, your poppy can help himself!
  • Huck: Okay. Go to his palace.
  • Woman: (Angry) THAT'S IT!!!
  • Huck: I didn't hafta do this but...
  • (Huck holds a torch walking through the hallway of the palace, dragging the woman)
  • Woman: Get your filthy hands off of me! Didn't I tell you that it's 2:30 in the morning and your dad helps himself!
  • (Huck throws woman out)
  • Woman: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
  • Huck: Want to bet?
  • (Huck throws a suitcase)
  • Huck: I can do whatever I want. And don't come back! (Cellphone chiming) Tom. You'd never get to see that.
  • Tom: (voiceover) Don't ya think that was a little harsh?
  • Huck: Oh-ho-ho. No way. If she got away with that, no one could listen to neither me or you.
  • Tom: (voiceover) Well, what'cha gonna do now?
  • Huck: Looks like my friends are gonna hafta find me a new girlfriend.
  • Tom: (voiceover) Hmmm. Not bad. (Huck closes cellphone)
  • (The next morning, the guy which resembles Millward and his nephew walk down a village street.)
  • Resemblance Guy: Now wait a minute - wait a minute...
  • Resemblance Guy's Nephew: Yeah?
  • Resemblance Guy: Let me see if I got this. You know what happened last night. Around midnight, Huck came in Hamlin's palace. I emerged in and so did my nephew. And that professor yelled that I was standing. So I said "I'm not standing. Ha! I'm Persian!" (Chuckles) And then that guy drove up in his canvas wagon and we got a lift to Persia. And sirens sounded as he dropped Huck off at the palace. Huck threw out a woman because she wanted to help his dad but it was 2:30 in the morning! Ha-ha-ha! That's a hoot. And right now, it's 10:30. Pretend we have a lunch to go to.
  • (Loud bellowing)
  • Resemblance Guy: What are you gonna do? Oops! We gotta lunch to go to. See ya later! (Run off)
  • Prospector: Jude and Karen never got on that canvas truck!
  • Karen (holds the Wanted poster of Little Jimmy): You got that right.
  • Jude: Why would Huck throw out a woman for refusing to work? Looks like Karen and I are gonna hafta find him a new girl. (Takes down the "King George and the Ducky" advertisement)
  • Villager Woman: Put that thing away. And Karen, put up a new poster.)
  • Karen: Whatever ya say. (Puts up the "Gideon Tuba Warrior/Robin Good/Ballad of Little Joe" advertisement)
  • Reuben: Hmm... Go and help his father. (Karen puts up the Wanted poster of Little Jimmy, a poster for the Pizza Angel, an advertisement for the Land of Ha's, and another Wanted poster of Morty Bumble)
  • (A guy known as Morty was helping a person when he saw Huck rides a buffalo, Zippy, holding a scroll)
  • Huck: Hello, people of Persia! I find myself in need of a new girl!
  • Jude: That's it? Go help him!
  • Huck: Most of you eligible people must come with me. That means you! And Karen too. (Huck rides off) Alright, many of you. Follow me!
  • (Several people bow down to stautes of Mayor Asiris)
  • Asiris: Why should a person kill Huck?
  • Huck: (storms in) Howdy, strangers.
  • Asiris: Hello. Why did you leave America?
  • Huck: An angel didn't tell me that.
  • Prospector and Men: We're gonna help repaint your palace.
  • Huck N.: So they got to work.
  • Asiris: What are you doing? You forgot to buy a new backbone with your skateboard, my boy?
  • Huck: (Rushes over to an empress and hugs her) I like you a lot.
  • Asiris: Ahem. There's a law that says she will marry a suitor!
  • Huck: But... but... (He nearly faints)
  • Huck N.: I didn't keep up with that promise. I was still selfish. I desperately wanted her. But God has a plan for me. He wants me to do what's right. He'll never let me down.
  • (Huck rushes out back into town square)
  • Huck: Alright, nobody move.
  • (Thief steals a Persian's money)
  • Huck: You have something that belongs to them. (Climbs up a building and beats him up)
  • (Thief falls into policeman's car)
  • Police Chief: Aah! It's another monster! Oh, I've been looking all over ya, bandit. Keep up the good work!
  • (A guy known as Howard was working on the poster podium with Karen)
  • Howard: I'm gonna show him. (Fills a gun and shoots a Persian)
  • Morty: (Throws Howard onto a boat) I can do something better than making a person go to death. (Steals a slushee)
  • Huck (stops Morty): You know stealing's wrong. You should pay for that.

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