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This song is played in The Tale of an Empress. There are four versions of the song.

VersionsEdit

Version 1:Edit

  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa; I love the malta. I don't love my mom or my dad, just the malta. The malta, the malta, yeah, I love the malta. I gave everything that I had for the malta. I don't want no health food when it's time to feed. A big bag o' maltas is all that I need.
  • Huck: Malts.
  • Shop Owner: I don't want no buddies to come out and play, I'll sit on my sofa, eat maltas all day.
  • Huck: Malt is a dessert, malta is an island.
  • Shop Owner: I won't go to church! And I won't go to school! Well, that stuff is for sissies, but maltas are cool!
  • Boy Band: I do want some pickles, I do want some honey, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want a tissue when my nose is runny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to tell you a joke that is funny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to play on a day that is sunny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta.
  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa, I love the malta. I don't love my mom or my dad, just the malta. The malta, the malta, yeah, I love the malta. I gave everything that I had... for the malta.

Version 2:Edit

  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa; I ate the malta. I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the malta. The malta, the malta, oh, I love the malta, but now I feel sick in the head from the malta. I didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak. I had too much maltas, got a tummy ache!
  • Huck: Malts.
  • Shop Owner: I need to eat good food to help me to grow. I'll obey my parents 'cuz they love me so. Ya, I'll go to church. And I'll go to school! Well, that stuff is important, and I ain't no fool!
  • Boy Band: I do want some pickles, I do want some honey, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want a tissue when my nose is runny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to tell you a joke that is funny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to play on a day that is sunny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta.
  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa; I ate the malta. I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the malta. The malta, the malta, oh, I love the malta, but now I feel sick in the head... from the malta.

Version 3:Edit

  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa; I love the malta. I don't love my soup or my bread, just the malta. The malta, the malta, yeah, I love the malta. I gave everything that I had for the malta. I don't want no health food when it's time to feed. A big bag o' maltas is all that I need.
  • Huck: Malts.
  • Shop Owner: I don't want no buddies to come out and play, I'll sit on my sofa, eat maltas all day.
  • Huck: Malt is a dessert, Malta is an island.
  • Shop Owner: I won't eat no beans, and I won't eat tofu! Well, that stuff is for sissies, but maltas are cool!
  • Boy Band: I do want some pickles, I do want some honey, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want a tissue when my nose is runny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to tell you a joke that is funny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to play on a day that is sunny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta.
  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa; I love the malta. I don't love my soup or my bread, just the malta. The malta, the malta, yeah, I love the malta. I gave everything that I had... for the malta.

Version 4:Edit

  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta, whoa; I ate the malta. I didn't eat my mom or my dad, just the malta. The malta, the malta, oh, I love the malta, but now I feel sick in the head from the malta. I didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak. I had too much maltas, got a tummy ache!
  • Huck: Malts.
  • Shop Owner: I need to eat good food to help me to grow. I'll obey my parents 'cuz they love me so. Ya, I'll eat some beans. And I'll eat tofu! Well, that stuff is important and I ain't no fool!
  • Boy Band: I do want some pickles, I do want some honey, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want a tissue when my nose is runny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to tell you a joke that is funny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta. I do want to play on a day that is sunny, I don't want a plate and a fork and a malta.
  • Shop Owner: The malta, the malta; whoa; I ate the malta. I didn't eat my mom or my dad, just the malta. The malta, the malta, oh, I love the malta, but now I feel sick in the head... from the malta.

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